Benglish. or Captain Kevin.

Ben’s been (Ben’s been, that sounds funny), watching Peter Pan lately. Today he told me that the crocodile (I only recognized the word as crocodile due to my vast experience in the art of Ben-speak) is going to eat Kevin. It amazes me that I was able to decipher what he actually meant at all. It sounded something like this “Cackendier is coming eat Kevin". Keeping in mind that I’m being generous with his pronunciation of “Kevin”. Kevin, by the way, means Captain. I don’t know if he can’t pronounce Captain, or if he thinks the guy’s name really is Kevin. Either way it’s pretty funny if you ask me.