Is There a Doctor in the House?

The other day I slipped on the stairs, and my big toe rolled under my foot. It hurt somethin’ fierce, and now it has a big purple bruise. I wonder if it’s broken. I’m not gonna bother with the doctor though, because I’ve busted my toes up before, and they told me that they don’t even do anything for it. Busted toes are a surprisingly low level of pain anyway. Don’t get me wrong it hurts, but compared to other bones I’ve busted like a foot, or finger it’s not so bad.