OK, I usually try to make these things light-hearted and fun, but today I need to discuss something that is very serious. People are ruining the pizzas. Yes, pizzas are senselessly, and illogically going to waste. You can see why this is an important subject. Pizza is one of the greatest creations ever conceived by man, and it is imperative that we all do our part to put this mindless pizza wasting to an end.
You see, pizza is dough, tomato sauce, cheese, and then toppings, and in the last year or so I have personally witnessed pizzas numbering in the hundreds become rendered useless by the neglectful practice of the OPWOT, or ordering pizza without toppings, commonly referred to as a cheese pizza.
Please people, if your dull, lifeless tastebuds can’t handle a little flavor, do the rest of us a favor, and order a pepperoni, and pick the pepperonis off, or maybe styrofoam, or cardboard would be more pleasing to your child-like palette.
I’m hoping everyone who reads this will help me in this noble effort to put an end to the OPWOT, and save the pizzas!
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