Looks Like I’m Gonna Stay Fat for Awhile

Jared’s 6 months old now, so I can take him to the gym, but they want me to pay them 3 bucks per visit to watch him. Ben is 4 dollars a month! If I go to the gym 5 times a week it will cost more than 60 bucks a month for Jared. My membership only costs about 20 duckets a month. How does that make one lick of sense?